Why, Rupert? Why? You were always so sleek, stylish... radiant with charisma. Devastatingly handsome.
No matter how old you were.

Getting what you deserve is totally unfair.
The driving compulsion to write; the overwhelming urge to write. Hypergraphia may compel someone to keep a voluminous journal, to jot off frequent letters to the editor, to write on toilet paper if nothing else is available, and perhaps even to compile a dictionary. Hypergraphia is the opposite of writer's block.
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