Local Wildlife

Keeping it real

My cleaning lady always says, "I fold?"
"Naw, it's okay, Maria. I've got it," I always say.

But now I have 3 days to get thislooking like this.Can't wait to see you, Sister Dear!

She has her moments...

I'm sorry, dear sister, but...

I'll never be able to live in Florida, as well as in parts of Alabama, South Carolina, Louisiana, Texas, and Arizona.

Apparently, I could die.

Bad influence

Let me start off by saying we were a bit slap happy...


Not enough caffeine? Too much caffeine?

It was sort of my fault. I simply rested my head on my desk for a second. Then I realized you could hear stuff on my desk! Weird.

So then the girls had to try. Of course.












It wasn't a very productive day.

A Special Mother's Day

Carrie, Chloe, and Colton

Happy Mother's Day

From Katie, to me.

I guess the gift for my mother-in-law (below) is the gift that keeps on giving.

Cat Burgler

Are you kidding me? The wretched little creature. She chewed up the in-law's Mother's Day present. And that's cat-egorically unacceptable. So what to do? I'm simply going to say, "Hope you enjoy this as much as Katie did. Happy Mother's Day!"

Update: Since these pictures were taken last night, only half of that particular plant remains. I'm now on the lookout for green cat vomit.